Boobies Fix Everything

I have to say I am very glad I have breasts. They come in handy when it comes to dealing with owwies, oopsies, bam bams, and the like! Boobies fix EVERYTHING, at least they do for my breastfed son. Fall down and bump your face? Boobies fix that! Kitty not want you to pull out all his fur and runs away? Boobies make that better! Pinch your finger in a cupboard while mommy glanced away for a second? Boobies fix that fast! Overtired and need a nap? Boobies are the answer! Get told no and sat on the floor for a few minutes for trying to rip out all mommys hair? Boobies take the tears away! Hit yourself in the head with a hard toy? Boobies will make that memory fade! So many uses for boobies and they all are great lol. If I didn't have boobies I think there would be many more tears. For now it's a great soother :)